the actor's dog
scientists were investigating whether dogs do in fact reflect the characteristics of their owners and they set up a laboratory to investigate the premise.
firstly, they brought in an architect's dog.
the architect's dog sniffed around the entire space and then, noticing a pile of bones, starting pushing them around and, to the scientists surprise, quickly constructed a fair representation of the eiffel tower.
suitably impressed, they then brought in a mathematician's dog.
the mathematician's dog walked straight up to the eiffel tower shaped pile of bones, stared at it intently and then, to the scientists disappointment knocked it down. however, the dog then began nosing through the bones and within minutes had spelled out pythagoras's famous theorem.
exitedly they then brought in an actor's dog.
the actor's dog immediately fucked the other two dogs; ate all the bones and then asked if it could go home early.
firstly, they brought in an architect's dog.
the architect's dog sniffed around the entire space and then, noticing a pile of bones, starting pushing them around and, to the scientists surprise, quickly constructed a fair representation of the eiffel tower.
suitably impressed, they then brought in a mathematician's dog.
the mathematician's dog walked straight up to the eiffel tower shaped pile of bones, stared at it intently and then, to the scientists disappointment knocked it down. however, the dog then began nosing through the bones and within minutes had spelled out pythagoras's famous theorem.
exitedly they then brought in an actor's dog.
the actor's dog immediately fucked the other two dogs; ate all the bones and then asked if it could go home early.
heidless (11:05 pm)
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